Hello gang. Thanks for reading the blog today.
Today we shared a list of things we all say and what they actually mean.
Words that Women say and what they really mean
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.
That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.
Whatever: Just as dangerous as FINE
Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself.
Things Men say and what they REALLY mean
“I’M GOING FISHING” Means: “I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream
with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety.
“IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” Means: “I have no idea how it works.”
“TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD”.Means: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”
“THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.” Means: “Are you still talking?”
“I CAN’T FIND IT.” Means: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless
“YOU LOOK TERRIFIC” Means: “Please don’t try on one more outfit, I’m starving.”
“I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” Means: “No one will ever see us alive again.”
WILL YOU MARRY ME? Both my roommates have moved out I cant find the washer and we’re out of peanut butter
Make sure you listen tomorrow for a chance to win tickets to Goo Goo Dolls, Lifehouse and Colbie Calliet at Smirnoff Friday night. We will be playing The Singing B again. Johnny B loves to sing, and you can finish the lyrics!
Have a great day.
Carrie
