The Sarah Palin Name Generator

Sarah Palin has picked out an All-American set of names for her children. There's Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, and Piper.

Ever wonder, What would your name be if Sarah Palin was your mother? Well now you can find out.

Carrie is Mullet Troll Palin
B is Wrangler Tractor Palin
Maria is Moose Roadster Palin